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The Clappening

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
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picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:
Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D
by tombliboo October 5, 2009
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gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom
Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
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smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet
If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".
by Jebadiah June 19, 2004
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the clamper

When you tell someone your not going to cum in their mouth...you then put them in a head lock and clamp it down...THE CLAMPER
I told cheryl I won't come in her mouth...wrong, THE CLAMPER!
by Miangmiang June 21, 2016
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Pray like the clappers

Praying furiously fast and with great earnestness. An Australian expression. In Australia, clappers were bird scarers that ran around like mad things.
My mate had to be rushed to the hospital this morning. Pray like the clappers for him!
by wordlady1 May 29, 2010
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The Capper

Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...
Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.
by GD MCDs April 16, 2009
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