*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*
*the following ensues*
"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"
*the following ensues*
"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"
by - October 15, 2004
Get the don't be tappin' no back of my chair mug.Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
Get the don't stick your dick in my back mug.Kids: fighting in back seat*
Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!
Kids: Silent*
Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!
Kids: Silent*
by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010
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by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
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by malislovs December 14, 2020
Get the it’s quiet ain’t no backtalk mug.a "national holiday" were kids all around the world don't bring their backpacks to school on January 13 and September 15.
Jake: Hey where's your backpack?
Anthony: Bro did you forget? Today is national don't bring your backpack to school day!
Anthony: Bro did you forget? Today is national don't bring your backpack to school day!
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