sympathy sex

It's the type of sex you have when you pity someone, either because he/she suffered a personal loss or because of his/her puppy eyes.

A: My best friend broke up with his girlfriend. He was devastated, so I went to his house to comfort him.
B: And you had sympathy sex!

by magister_icl October 28, 2013

Simpathy

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return

Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature

by M*A February 24, 2020

Simpanzee

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Symba

1. An awesome, amazing person, who loves sandbox games such as Minecraft Terraria. ~as stated by Dustin Harris. Not to be referenced to Simba from the movie The Lion King.

1. I love symba! she is the best person ever in the history of people i have ever met!
2. John i such a symba guy!

by dmhzmxn November 12, 2013

Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

Sympathy Crash

To attend a party without an invitation out of pity that very few people have turned up.

Hey man, you should sympathy crash Jeff's party, there are about three people here.

by B1gCal June 22, 2010

sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014