Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon

“You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”

by Baby J MN April 22, 2025

Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon

You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”

by Baby J MN April 22, 2025

skiddle skaddle doo

A convenient excuse for when one needs to abruptly leave an unwanted conversation or end a long-winded phone call.

See skedaddle.

Tyra: "I'm having such an emergency, my car broke down, and I can't go to the grocery store!"
Melville: "Really? You're kidding. Well I'm driving on the highway and can't talk right now. Got to go, or as Shaggy would say, skiddle skaddle doo!"

by Shaggy_Gangster_1992 February 7, 2018

swuddle

Cuddling while in a pool. (swim + cuddling)

Babe, I can't wait to swuddle in the pool with you later.

by minnesnowtagirl January 19, 2017

swuddle

The act of swaddling a child/adult and then cuddling with them.

I invited Natosha over so we could swuddle on the couch.

by imransom August 25, 2013