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Sweatpant Mafia

Apparently the word the Brits use is 'Chav.'

Young British guys, usually teenagers to mid-twenties, who wear sweatpants all the time, sagged down below their skinny asses. They are pimple-faced, have over-gel'd hair and may even have a design shaved into their hair like Kanye West, or a couple of lines shaved into one or both eyebrows. They may be missing a tooth.

They will often be found on city buses accompanied by their teenage girlfriend or wife and their 2 kids. They usually wear a baseball cap turned sideways and rarely wear a coat, as hooded sweatshirts are apparently enough, even when it's snowing out. They have an abundance of cheap-looking bling, an outdated model of cell phone and designer sneakers.

They speak in a dialect that is incomprehensible to the unsuspecting American. They are always either smoking or rolling a cigarette, or they have one tucked behind their ear for later. They can also be spotted carrying a greasy fast-food bag, presumably full of cheeseburgers for their kids.
Dude, what the hell? Why are there a bunch of puny wanna-be homies around here? They look like K-Fed.

Oh them, they're part of the sweatpant mafia.
by Estancia1234 February 15, 2010
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Wear Grey Sweatpants Day

On November 15 every boy needs to wear grey sweatpants to raise awareness for all single ladies and the day of asking them out.
Boys wear grey sweatpants and ask the girl, boy or person you like out on a date.

Girl: wow he is wearing sweatpants I wonder if he is going to ask someone out.
Wear grey sweatpants day needs to happen
by Yo need love November 4, 2019
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grey sweatpants

chad: yo bro did you see her in nike pros?

brad: yeah i told her she looked hot and gave me a boner and she said that grey sweatpants make her get butterflies
by acdudley16 July 13, 2022
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Long Weekend Sweatpants

The sweatpants you where during or the day after a long weekend. Usually seen in schools, not work.
Example 1.
Guy 1: So what did you do over the MLKJ weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing just sat on my couch in my Long Weekend Sweatpants and watched tv.
Guy 1: The ones your wearing now?
Guy 2: Yup
by XtheandroidX January 26, 2014
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wearing sweatpants

Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.

Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?

Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.

Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
by 12dan4 December 15, 2011
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National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
by that_one_lesbian_03 October 20, 2019
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sweatpant stalagmite

A brownish stain formed on the front of a pair of mens' sweatpants, caused by accumulated drips of urine through geologic history.
Jeremy is such a slob... did you see him sporting that sweatpant stalagmite yesterday?
by Tom&Nic April 18, 2008
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