chlorine sharts

After taking a load in your anal cavity after anal sex, and just when you think it is all out, you fart and a pleasant smelling white liquid lines your underpants.

I came so much last night in Jimmy's butt he chlorine sharts in my truck and stained my seat through his pants. Now my car smells like a pool.

by bowl of boners December 14, 2013

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street smarts

Street smarts is the ability to survive in dangerous situations, fighting skills, and able to blend in with many different types of people.

I went to Compton and I survived the night therefore I have street smarts.

by Goran2012 January 26, 2011

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An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean

Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!

by ShellBell12484 January 28, 2009

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Smartschool

A shitty Belgian school app that tortures and children with scary notifications as “er zijn nieuwe resultaten beschikbaar” or “nieuwe verbetering in Nederlands”, but also the mooie rode cijfers.

This app is notorious for snitching on parents

Gosh i fkn hate Smartschool man, such an annoying app.

You’re right man, i miss bingel so much

by The Belgian Guy October 24, 2023

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