swap master

Swingers. Married people that like to have sex with other couples.

The Butlers are swap masters with the Smiths.

by Amanda CB January 18, 2006

SWAP-DROP

The sadness one feels when a hookup with a new partner, is not going to happen, specifically in a wife swapping fantasy. For whatever reason, the hookup never happens, schedules, sickness, cold feet, shark week etc. When those reasons mix with higher than normal expectations, misperceptions of levels of experience, fear of safety etc. it causes a reluctance to act on the desire to hook up. It didn’t happen and now you are sad and wish it had all played out differently. The moment is gone and someone is relieved, someone is sad and the other doesn’t care.

Swap Drop is caused by a loss of perpetual state of desire and anticipation. It is replaced by an empty feeling that for some they can be can be replaced by another few quick swipes to the right. For others, it's a sign that it's time to buckle down and get back to the real world with very little time for fun and frivolity.

SWAP-DROP used in a sentence.

"I've got SWAP-DROP from not getting to hook up with that really cute guy. (Crystal Clear Blue Eyes)"

Pal 1: What’s wrong, where is the pep in your step? You’ve been in such a good mood lately!?!

Pal 2: Recent plans fell through and now I have a case of Swap-Drop

Pal 1: Oh that sucks, you were so excited and peppy.

Pal 2: I know it really sucks, he was super cute, a good guy who has the most beautiful Crystal Clear Blue Eyes I've ever seen. I think he over thought it and freaked out a little. I guess the moment passed. I wish him well though. Half the fun of seeking out this kind of fun in the first place is random fun texts from a cute dude, it's exciting and I’ll miss it.

Pal 1: Oh wow! I know how hard you work and how infrequently you get to let your hair down and relax, that must suck. Good thing you still get to fuck your hubby on the regular though.

Pal: 2 Yup there’s that, so not a total loss ;)~ Oh and I got a cool new playlist!

by Six Licks September 20, 2018

swap avi

a shock scat movie (50 minutes long) in which 4 brazilian sluts shit into each others anuses, shit back out the shit, eat the shit, vomit onto each other, vomit into their assholes, suck the vomit out of their assholes, etc. far worse than 2girls1cup OR 2girls1finger.

I just watched swap avi.
-how was it?
A million times worse than 2girls1cup.
-no way.
way.

by araknidude December 29, 2007

Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc

I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict

by boomstick6699 March 9, 2019

swap paint

Collide with another car /vehicle
Commonly used in racing

That guy is nuts ,be careful , he'll swap paint if he has to

by The heat March 25, 2017

swap meet

A flea market, also known as a swap meet, is a place where vendors come to sell their goods. The goods are usually inexpensive and range in quality depending on several factors which might include; urban or rural location of the flea market, part of the country that you are in, or popularity/size of the flea market. Flea market shopping is a popular pastime for many people in the Western world.

Hey man, i just bought this broken ps2 from the swap meet.

by chuck liddel the 3rd July 13, 2007

swap spit

to French kiss; to snog

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004