thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

swallogize

to apologize by way of sincere oral sexual favors - somewhat analogous to make up sex...

After I loaned her my car and she wrecked it, Laney felt she needed to swallogize - it didn't fix my car, but that girl could suck the chrome off a bumper...

(It's never too late to swallogize)

by diremudflap January 13, 2008

swallow queen

Is a girl with an enormous appetite for thick gooey loads of cum.

"Jacqueline loves giving blowjobs and has never spit out a load in her life because she is a swallow queen

by Headoftheclass August 20, 2016

SmallArms

A runescape player whose main goal is to sell in game blow jobs for irl money, he has been seen in action in Teletubyking's Player owned house multiple time presumable immediately after completing the deed.

OMG SmallArms's Succ was worth the 22m i rwted for it!

by notTeletubyKing April 11, 2017

Swallow Your Pride

to accept that you have to do something that you think is embarrassing or that you think you are too good to do

Swallow your pride and call your daughter to tell her you're sorry.

by Anonymous348546 December 23, 2013

knob swallower

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

by QPump August 5, 2011

swallow friday

An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.

Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "

by iris1234 July 27, 2016