Sumner

Sumners a girl who's sporty and sweet. She is loved by everyone around her and all of the boys want her. She doesn't need to make milkshakes for the boys to come to her yard. She had long legs. Usually she has brown hair and colourful green eyes. She's not super tan but she has freckles. She's beautiful, averagely smart and great in bed.

Boy 1: "we all love Sumner"
Boy 2: "yeah I want to make love with her"

Boy 3: "she's so hot!!!!"

Wow Sumner is soo sexy!

by Windowcurtain June 26, 2014

sumnamabitch

Son of a bitch.

Don't be such a sumnamabitch ! Not as harsh as "son of a bitch" My father used it when I was a kid as did his father.

by Beebop23 January 19, 2009

Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.

Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche

by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010

Sumnered

The act of buying an item out from under someone who had a cash purchase deal pending.

I was trying to buy the cordless drill from Dan when Pete Jr. stepped in and sumnered me.

by SugarShackCowboy August 6, 2014

Sumner Middle School

where all the cute boys come from

He obviously came from Sumner Middle school, he’s a hot smexy beast.

by littlebitchhhbitchh July 22, 2020

shane sumner

Lead guitarist for English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Designs the band's artwork and merchandise. Also known as Cyrus Barrone.

Shane Sumner is really good at playing guitar and drawing.

by FrankToMyGerard January 1, 2015

sumner place

The place where things are always happening. The cultural center of Washington DC, were a diverse group of retail workers kick back. Lots of jacks are smoked in bustling places such as the front of starbucks.

#1: whats up
#2: chilling at sumner
#1: you want to smoke a jack?
#2: hell yeah

by i_hate_fraps January 3, 2005