Sumnered 

v. to get utterly and completely OWNED, usually as a result of physical violence.
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)

Wow, Jack Bauer totally Sumnered those terrorist for trying to kill David Palmer.

Sumnered by A Helpful Troy Student March 31, 2009

Sumnered 

The act of buying an item out from under someone who had a cash purchase deal pending.

I was trying to buy the cordless drill from Dan when Pete Jr. stepped in and sumnered me.

Sumnered by SugarShackCowboy August 6, 2014

cody summered 

to get hit by a truck while crossing the street, believing you are going to survive, and then dying 2 days later in the hospital.

dude that guy just got hit by a truck, i wonder if he'll get cody summered

cody summered by bigboss839 November 2, 2008

summered

A way to describe how one spends or has spent the summer months. A term most often used by those of affluence.

Last year my mate and I summered in New Jersey.

summered by Michael Papuga January 10, 2006

Summered

When’s school is out and everyone is free from their depression.

“Time to get summered”
*happiness intensifies*

Summered by Rando2 March 1, 2022

Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

Summered by anonymous March 4, 2021

Summered

When you totally misread a relationship and end up feeling all confused and a little heartbroken because, surprise, the other person wasn’t on the same page. Basically, you got played… but in a cute kind of way. Inspired by 500 Days of Summer.

- I thought we had something special, but then I got summered — turns out she just wasn’t that into me.
-Be careful dating him, or you might get summered like I did.
-Dude, don’t get your hopes up too fast or you might end up getting summered.
-She ghosted me after three dates. Yup, definitely got summered.

Summered by Justaguywithnothingtodo June 12, 2025