slingerdoodle

a person or organism that does goofy actions and is a type of dog that is goofy

i love slingerdoodles they’re so goofy

by MiniFroggy404 July 2, 2022

Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.

Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

Sullenberger Shot

An alcoholic beverage named after Captain Sullenberger, the pilot who successfully landed a commercial airliner in the Hudson river without harming any passengers.

The drink consists of a shot of Grey Goose, dropped into a glass of water. Grey Goose represents the flock of geese that caused the engines to fail, and the water obviously represents the river in which the plane was landed.

This drink is far from ideal, likewise, so is landing a plane in the river, but it'll work in the most dire situations.

Sometimes you just have to improvise. How about a Sullenberger shot? Drop a shot of the Goose into a glass of water, and salute Captain Sully

by Cap'n Sully June 20, 2011

chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

subliner

The worst call of duty team name in modern history.

Why the hell would they choose to call themselves the Subliners?

by Eternal Melon October 22, 2019

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006