Major Suckage

When somebody sucks at something really bad, and still trys to look good. Usally only yelled at imcompatant arse-holes, with a stick up there ass.

Harry, that layup was major suckage"

by Koker April 5, 2005

Suckage

When your life sucks. You turn into an absolute hater. Therefore you dedicate your life to spreading suckage, because your life sucks

"i gotta hate cuz my life sucks too much lately

gotta spread the suckage" - Ryan Hsiung

by cindlesx March 22, 2010

Suckage

The sucking of the male genital

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

by Darren September 28, 2003

Suckage

A word Cole Landini likes to say when his friends mess up.

Sorry I missed that save, IMAGINE SUCKAGE

by Imagine suckage December 22, 2020

Suckage

The suction power behind a woman's mouth and throat when giving head.

"My girlfriend had some supreme suckage last night when she was topping me off"

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

Suckage

1. When something is pulling or sucking on something very hard/ with much force
2. When something is terrible/ awful/ dreadful
3. The remaining damage after sucking on something very hard/ aggressive.

1. The toilet was reaching absolute suckage when it wouldn't stop flushing.
2. Working at a marina is the epiphany of maximum suckage.
3. After eating 69 lollipops, my mouth was left with heavy suckage.

by Biggie Lou August 1, 2022

Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018