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Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1.Stupid
2.Gross
1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"
Subway by Brilliant! January 22, 2004
An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.
If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?
subway by Nathan___ May 27, 2007
Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.
1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway

2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”
Subway by Jammy66 May 23, 2020
People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.
Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"
Subway by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020
pooping inside someone's ass and they return the favor, forever preferably.
"Yo man you want to go pay some Romanian hookers to subway each other?"
Subway by deetard July 16, 2022
The act of a woman receiving simultaneous penis insertion from two males in her vagina. The back and forth action from the two males creates a subway like visual.
That chick is a whore, we ran a subway on her last week.
Subway by Double sided San Diego car February 28, 2016