straightedge

1.One who does not take part in alcohol, tobacco use, drug use, premarital sex, etc. for the duration of one's lifetime.
2.Pussy.

"No smokes for me, I'm straightedge."
"lol pussy"

by Buddy Brantley June 7, 2005

straightedge

someone who doesnt smoke, drink, or fuck.

basically a square with a different label and an excuse.

square rubix cube

kid 1: "i dont drink or smoke"
kid 2: "why not"
kid 1: "im straightedge"
kid 2: "in other words ur sober"
kid 1: "i guess"
kid 2: "what do you do instead?"
kid 1: "i play video games and i go fishing"
kid 2: "uhhhh ANWAYS. im bout to go to a crackin party. peace"

by Alex Wan October 2, 2007

straightedge

One who usually has warped views on drugs, drinking, and sex because of their christian morality. Straightedgers usually use straightedge as their cover up for being boring losers who dont get invited to parties and cut themselves with razors while being goth losers.

Stop being so lame and angsty you straightedger! Live a little!

by CharlesB July 19, 2005

straightedge

lasts usually a day, a month, a year, 2 years, 5 years, or 14 years
(also see <b>bullshit</b>)

Michael sold out, what a patriot!

by XXX January 22, 2005

straightedge

straightedge kids are a group of very close minded individuals who wouldnt know snakes from dildos.

pot head
hey dude hit this joint.
straightedge
no answer cause theres snakes and dildos in thier mouth

by pot head extrodinaire April 1, 2007

straightedge

a person who engages in no sexual relations with anyone.
a person who refuses drugs r alchohol.
a person who has no fun whatsoever

Taylor: hey amber you wanna have sex while at a party with smoking and alcohol?

Amber: no thanks im straightedge.

by Allie Marie January 5, 2008

straightedge

boring losers with no social life who don't drink smoke, or do drugs. why would anyone choose to do that?

straightedge people suck

by liithium72 January 3, 2008