STPMO

Acronym for "Stuff That Pisses Me Off", which can be used as a tag for internet posts such as Twitter and other web sharing services. This tag refers to things that bother your or agitate you, or anything that simply "pisses you off".

These people are so stupid <link here> #stpmo

by sayrith August 7, 2011

hated stepmom

someone who decides to take other peoples husbands and make them theirs. also forces their new husbands children to like them and put the knife on the right side of the plate.

My step mother Mary woodburn aka mary pellizarri is a hated stepmom!

by stephanie hehehehhe April 2, 2009

stopcock

Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.

George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"

by Nick D October 11, 2005

stepmonster

A step mother who is a nightmare to the other children. Known to fight for the mother title in many sinister ways. Pouts when the real mother is in contact with the child or grandchildren. Has no concern about how that looks to anyone..kids, grandkids. A total "one-upper" in every breath

Dammit, my stepmonster Lisa wont leave my mother alone. I mean who do she thinks she is, she has never been and will never be a mother to me

by llp1964 April 3, 2009

stepmom

A Stepmom is some bitch your dad marrys that lives in your house. All she does is fuck your dad and eat all your food. She'll sit on her lazy ass all day and not do any housework. Then she'll complain about how she can't get along with you and she'll kick you out of the house to live with your older sister.

I hate my stepmom for kicking me out of my house to live with my older sister.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 14, 2010

Stepmom

I giant bitch who somehow tricked your dad into marrying her or something and

all she does is fuck him loudly or be a bitch. She does nothing around the

house and is usually blonde always hates the real mom and never even makes an effort to connect with the older children. Outsiders think she is nice but all this bitch cares about is money. She also tried to put your dad in a difficult position by threating to break up with him if I don't go live with my mom for a while.

My stepmom (I can't say her name for legal reasons so let's just say.... Arabrab is a skanky slutty money hungry bitch whore.

by Darthcheezeburger November 4, 2014

Crazy overstepping stepmom

A delusional stepmom who has zero understanding of what her role is supposed to be.

The crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids' mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me classes, bought a shirt that said Worlds Best Mom and told the kids, "Just call me mom, I'm like practically the same thing."

Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!

Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.

by Harmony08 September 16, 2010