ET stink finger

a slang word for a dick

man 1 -yo man my dick looks like et's finger but it stinks
man 2 - oh dude you got laid last and have an et stink finger lawl

by zombie9213 August 22, 2009

major league stink finger

When you scratch your ass crack and your finger smells like shit.

Kevin made me smell his fingers after he shaved his asshole and he had some major league stink finger.

by Stinkfist911 January 15, 2016

Baron Von Stink Finger

The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.

After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.

by gkriz September 11, 2009

finger-stink

finger-stink is what a guy gets if he finger-fucks a dude who hasn't douched.

I finger-fucked a dude at the mall while I was sucking his dick, and now I've got finger-stink!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

doberman finger stink

when someones fingers smell like they came out of a dogs ass

man get away from me!!!! you must have the doberman finger stink goin on or just havent takin a shower..

by jwright February 3, 2007

Stink finger

This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.

I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023