Stimulus-check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.

I searched under the couch cushions for enough money to buy myself a popsicle but only found a stimulus-check.

by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020

stimulus package

When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.

- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"

- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"

by TheOriginalJZ May 6, 2011

Economic Stimulator

A job title that involves a person getting paid to spend there boss's money on whatever they want to help stimulate the economy. Able to spend the money on themselves as long as said Economic Stimulator thinks the item/items are expensive enough to help.

"Billy did you hear that the Economic Stimulator just bought herself another dress with the company's money"? "No I didn't John, I just hope that it was expensive enough to help our economy out". "Well its no rolex Billy, thats for sure". "All I know is that its gucci so i think it was a good buy".

by Sweet Beard AKA DR Hanskie July 9, 2010

Simuliu

A new poc addition to the mcu who is extremely attractice and solos all your faves! He can act and dance! Speaking of acting, he plays a new role in the mcu as Shangchi in his new superior movie Shangchi and the Ten rings. Did i mention that he's unproblematic? Simu has many talents and is funny and strong! Your faves could never! We all welcome him into the mcu! No-one does it like him!

"Omg simuliu! The hottest new poc character in the mcu!

"That's right!"

by chrisevansb00tycall September 5, 2021

stimulating

To be horny or getting turned on

It was a stimulating day cuz I was thinking of fucking my girl

by ALENCIAV May 28, 2018

stimulus check

to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal.

I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure

by azycray ron May 13, 2009

simulisten

A portmanteau of simultaneous and listen, a simulisten occurs when two or more people in an IRC channel, on Facebook, or on a message board decide to listen to an album simultaneously. Usually accompanied by unanimous praise and multiple users quoting the lyrics.

Adam: dude bro wanna simulisten that new eminem shit
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?

by z-totha-rb November 5, 2010