Stiffclip

A floppless spam page that is literally so nice but recently got hit by a car but she’s still alive and thriving 💅🏼🏃🏽 ♀️🚗💨

ILY stiffclip from your good sis @dexletexd

by Eatmyassxoxo March 7, 2019

stiffish

a polite way of calling someone FAT

oh god, Polina is stiffish!

by squelly November 26, 2019

sniffelishius

sniffelishius is when something is delicious and smells like something.

broham 1: those waffles look sniffelishius
broham2: can i have some?
broham 1 again: sure!!

by nolifejim November 24, 2020

stifflify

is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.

Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023

stiffles revenge

After you bang your bird you reach under bed for your cum sock. You slip it on your hand like its a sock puppet. When you get ole girls attention you yell "Arrrggghh i gots your booty now take the revenge of Stiffle the Forth" and rub the sock on her mouth as it were kissing.

Bro 1: man Amy was still spitting and complaining of the cuts to her lip from my cum sock.

Bro2: OMG you did not! You let her be attacked by Stiffles Revenge? You heartless prick.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Sniffilis

A runny nose that doesn't budge

Are you coming over

Can't mate caught a dose of sniffilis

by HarlRC February 4, 2025

Lil' Stiffonies

noun: when your nipples are extremely stiff and/or frostbitten in the cold weather

"Some bastard thought it would be funny to twist a horse's lil' stiffonies at the petting zoo!"

by GrapeTamponSurvives December 23, 2024