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Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey
Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more
"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"
by spoonman89 September 28, 2017
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step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.
Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.
by YAWA June 10, 2021
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step dad issues

when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad
"I have step dad issues with the media"
by gigglypuffash August 8, 2015
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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.
by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015
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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)
"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will
by William Haynes August 6, 2015
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Step Dad Dyke

So named because they are shaped like your step dad, saggy pants, zero ass, beer belly, little chicken legs and pack of hot dogs neck.
Did you see the step dad dyke behind the counter at the steel-toe shoe outlet?
by MedicalMatt September 29, 2008
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