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Statutory construction

The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.
I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.
by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021
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statwhore

1. A whore, but pertaining to stats. Dissimilar to a whore, which is connotative to sex.

2. Specifically in Battlefield 2, these are people who live for stats and for stats only. Unlike other regular players, statwhores typically have no interest in gaining skill. All they want to do is to raise their stats so they can feel impressive, or to ascend to a higher rank.
Interests of statwhores include stats, tanks, stats, C4, stats, blackhawks, stats, unlockable weapons and any other device which can kill another player with little to no skill.
It is said that statwhores enjoy masturbating to their own stats or BlaZiN.uk's stats. Their homepage for internet explorer and/or firefox is likely to be BF2S.com.

3. One who may be seen with a tattoo that contain their stats, somewhere on their left ass cheek.
player1 (T-90) player2
player1 (T-90) player3
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player1 (T-90) player4

player2: omFg player1 is spawn camping
player3: l0l wat a statwhore
by GI48 March 2, 2006
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stature

a person's natural height
a man of short stature
by AllAroundKrly December 9, 2007
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statute

A legislated rule of a society given the force of law under the consent of the governed.
A statute is not law, rather prima facie evidence of law.
by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009
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Statutory sigh

The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.
Bob heaved a statutory sigh upon learning that Kate was 20 even though she looked 16.
by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)
Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-
by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011
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Statuatory Vape

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.
"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"
by greggers33 July 24, 2015
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