also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
by vijekoon October 16, 2005

(1)An offensively normal person.
(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.
(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
by Logical Dash June 11, 2006

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.
by alonadawn January 26, 2015

by Les973 February 16, 2006

by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
by soul glow March 21, 2009

5 out of 7 statistics are made up
by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009
