squiff

A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)

The data you gave me is a bit squiff

by mrvautin November 9, 2011

squiffel

A cross between a squirrel and a sexy goat.

"Whoa Kendra, it's a cross between Niko and Zac?"

by Natasha March 22, 2005

squaffle

The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.

1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.

by Music Talks August 13, 2007

Squiffler

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

by Druggman October 4, 2015

Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virgin’s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.

Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad

by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021

Squoof

a penis fart

Man, i was doing her in the butt and i squoofed

by Mucho Grande June 30, 2008

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008