squandertunity

The act of squandering an opportunity.

Typically used in disc golf: "If I could have made that birdie putt I'd have gotten a stroke back on Jimmy. What a squandertunity."

by Dano Olson October 11, 2009

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squiner

A long, wet, squeaky sounding emission of gas from the anus.

Did you just let out a squiner? You may need to change your pants.

by RedPuppy February 20, 2019

squidder

when exploring your sexual desires you somehow ejaculate in you partner's ear.

Dude1.. Man, that hotty you left with last night was smokin'.

Dude2.. Ya I even gave her the worst squidder ever

by x-plorer November 19, 2007

squandermania

Tendency to overspend on frivolous luxuries declared as necessities.

Look out! Seems like she's overcome by a bout of squandermania again.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

squinter

A chinese person; a JAP.

i kicked the squinter in the nuts

by huckleberry March 28, 2004