sprog dunk

The act of filling a bucket or bowl with jizz and dunking somebody's face in it.

My girl was pissing me off so i gave her the sprog dunk.

by badman2232 October 7, 2009

sprog blog

A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.

Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.

by sinospy October 14, 2009

sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

sprog bog

whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.

The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.

by honkyjoejoe May 31, 2015

Sprog Bog

is a popular Italian dish consisting of meat sauce served on a bed of spaghetti, often with a good sprinkling of grated Parmigiano cheese. Although Sprog Bog is very popular outside of Italy, it never existed in Bologna.

Child: What is for dinner?
Mother: Sprog Bog

by Captain Feathercunt August 30, 2012

sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019