spite

Spite is a form of very deep and intense hatred towards someone who you feel has wronged you. When feeling true spite towards somebody, one does not waste any chance to cause harm to their source of anger, even if it means neglecting their own well-being.

Can you honestly say anything good ever comes from spite?

Spiting someone isn't going to solve your problems, it'll to make them worse.

by Spiteful old man March 11, 2016

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Spoe

Spoes are very amazing people. They are very accepting and give lots of love. Spoes are full of amazing rainbows and cake and beautifulness, and will always help you out. We must always pray to the spoes to help us, for they are such amazing beings of this Earth. Spoes will talk about the randomest things, and are very nice and kind. Spoes were formed by the Spoeforsaken name, when they misspelled spies as spoes. Now, spoes are a part of our community. You will not be able to find a spoe in public, but they are always there.

Person “We love spoes! I once talked to a spoe and they are so crazy, but amazing!!!”
Person 2 “That’s so great! I want to talk to spoes now!”

by why _should_I_tell_you_my_name July 14, 2020

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spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

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wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

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spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

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spite

An act of spite is something that you wouldn't ordinarily do, just to prove a point and get back at someone who pissed you off. The spiteful act can be something out of character, something you don't enjoy doing, or even something that hurts you. You rationalize this by knowing that even though you might be hurting yourself, the satsifaction you'll get from pissing off the other person will more than make up for it.

Football Example:
If the QB is being a dick to the offensive line, they can step aside out of spite, and let the linebackers sack the QB's ass. They'll sacrifice the play and could lose the game if the QB gets injured, but it's worth it to see the QB get fucked up.

Career Example:
You're boss offers you a promotion, but everyone knows that if you decline, he'll offer it to your coworker. You might not even want the promotion, but if your co-worker is being a douche, you can take the job out of spite, just to piss him/her off.

by Saint of San Diego December 21, 2008

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