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Smorgasm

an orgasm caused by smoking marijuana
I just had a fucking smorgasm from from those headies
by Sirkneigh March 17, 2009
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I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009
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Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.
Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.
by IWFP November 3, 2010
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Scoregasm

The yelling, screaming, moaning, grunting ect. associated with a particular team scoring during a game, especially after a tense moment of the game
(announcer):"Three seconds to go in the game.."
(announcer):"They need this field goal to win..."
(announcer):"ITS UP..."
(announcer): "ITS GOOD!"
(person #1):"OH YES! YES! YESS! OMG I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MISS IT!! WHEW!"
(person #2): "WOW you havin' a scoregasm over there??"
by WhoDey12 October 4, 2009
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Spitegasm

1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.

2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?

Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.

George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*

Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010
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sportsgasm

A period of time when the sheer volume and quality of live sport induces a feeling not dissimilar to an orgasm in you.

It usually involves a lot of beer.
OMG - the Premiership and Championship football is reaching it's climax, there's Champions League footie, the Hong Kong Sevens rugby is on, we're in the middle of the cricket world cup, we're close to the world championship snooker, the Masters golf at Augusta is next weekend with F1 motor racing and the tennis summer season is about to kick in - it's a sportsgasm!

A weekend with more than 3 different types of live sport to watch can be called a sportsgasm.
by Jamie Douglas April 8, 2007
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snoregasm

Sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a sexual orgasm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.
Yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
I snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.
by subversive monkey February 14, 2012
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