Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 11, 2010

Splurve Ball

A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.

The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"

by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

by Chawkerr February 8, 2018

Splursy

Splursy’s an 18 year old YouTube Star he began in 2018. He rose to Fame in 2018 dropping daily Vlogs. Splursy has a big following on social media, having millions of followings. Splursy was born in Rogers, Arkansas December 18, 2002.

Splursy drops daily Vlogs from doing all types entertaining crazy thinks on his Vlogs, Splursy lived in Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Francisville back in 2013-2014 at age 11 an 12 living with his family he was living there for a short time also growing up in the same block to rap star Lil Uzi Vert. Splursy later moved back with his parents to his hometown in Arkansas leaving his family friends behind, Later when 2018 came Splursy started his career age 16.

Splursy YouTuber Star

by Splursy June 13, 2021

slurty

adj. a combination of flirty and slutty referring to the extreme state of being flirty, affectionate, and immodest when drunk. Often characterized by hugging/kissing when the victim has sent out no vibes or invitations to do so, as a person in this state is filled with remarkable self confidence and believes that anyone, regardless of sexual orientation, would be honored by his/her touch. In some cases can be found endearing, but others may find it annoying or offensive.

girl 1: (in a slight state of shock) "Um, so she def just kissed me on the mouth."

girl 2: "Oh, don't mind her, she's just slurty."

by Lucy-Loo June 19, 2011