splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007

Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter

That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.

by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009

sploogetangle

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.

Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.

by sploogequeen April 9, 2010

splooge frenzy

when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.

Carlton: "I suprised my grandma when she got home from the hospital with a splooge frenzy!"

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens July 17, 2011

morning splooge

When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun

Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow

by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017

Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

by EricFaulkner November 25, 2005

Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

by Dub Life October 20, 2009