Shliddledick

A shrivelled little dick.

"We all laughed and made fun of him because of his shliddledick"

by Dixelpixel69 May 12, 2016

splitdick

when you fall on a rope or something along the lines of a thin tube with both legs out destroying your dick

joe: gonna walk accross this rope real quick (falls and lands on his dick, on the rope) AH FUCK I JUST GOT SPLITDICK

by Touch my brother June 23, 2019

Spiddal

An amazing place that people go through and cry because of the sight of feeneys butchers.

Driver: This is Spiddal
Boy: Go to Feeneys Butchers
Driver: * nods aggressively*

by culchieleader January 23, 2020

The Orange Slice Slidder

The act of taking an orange and creating a tunnel for your penis to fit, and having intercourse with it.

Greg: What did you do last night?

Don: I did the orange slice slidder!

by Mikekelly March 16, 2010

Corporate Spladder

Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.

Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.

When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.

by Spladderettes June 3, 2010

Spliddle

Hitting the middle, or back middle cup in a rack of cups during a game of beer pong.

When he hit the cup he yelled Spliddle
Spliddddllleeeee!!

by The Next Episode October 25, 2005

Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006