Vagina Spiders

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

by danieldan October 19, 2021

coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.

AH! Coochie spiders!

by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006

The Spiders From Mars

The Spiders From Mars were David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust's three-piece rock band from 1971 to mid 1973, however they were only officially known by this name following the album's release in June 1972. Bowie has said that the inspiration for the name came when he was writing the song "Ziggy Stardust". The band consisted of:

Mick (Ronno) Ronson (Band leader, guitar, piano and vocals)
Mick (Woody) Woodmansey (drums)
Trevor Bolder (bass)

"...you're the blessed, we're the Spiders From Mars..." 'Hang Onto Yourself' (Bowie)

by FerretHog December 28, 2005

beach spiders

Visible pubic hair from an unkempt bush that protrudes from a woman's bikini bottom. It is most often spotted at the beach or at poolside.

European beaches are full of hot women, but oftentimes they are sporting beach spiders. That can ruin the whole experience.

by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018

Spiders Nightclub

A legendary alternative nightclub situated in Hull, England. Home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.

Joe: "You going to Spiders this weekend?"
John: "Certainly am"

by Rust In Peace May 13, 2005

spidergasm

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.

Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.

by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005