spermanator

a dude or dudette doing someone bad
major diss if said like: ur mom's a spermanator...

guy one:dude ur moms a spermanator
chick: omg u suck
guy one: u swallow
chick:...

by 9045 henry November 5, 2006

spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010

spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

by Bri May 15, 2003

spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

spermato

When you hollow out a tomato and 3 or more people cun into it

Let's get a spermato sandwich

by chillingallday1 November 23, 2017

Spermatory

A facility that remanufactures male sperm and strictly vow on being environmentally friendly by refusing, reusing and recycling.

"I volunteered down at the spermatory today so I could give back to my community."

by Heavenlysinner420 November 14, 2020