Spreetard 

singular noun
Any serious fan/follower of The Polyphonic Spree, a jam band of undefined genre whose members (approximately 24 musicians and growing) concenttrate on making music and good feelings rather than money and fame. The band was founded by Tim DeLaughter. This is not a derogatory term.

Any Spreetard worth their salt knows that The Polyphonic Spree is not a cult, in spite of the robes they wear.

Spreetard by Pipistrello January 7, 2006

Spectard 

Special Tard
A tard that chooses to mess things up so badly they go beyond the standard Tard definition.

Oh man, you messed that job up so badly I can't even figure out how to fix it. You realy are a Spectard

Spectard by xthedarkx1 September 19, 2009

Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

Spartard by Luciepher March 15, 2011

sweetard 

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

sweetard by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005

Sleeptard 

Someone who sleeps every day, all day and is a hassle to wake up!

Sonia, you're a sleeptard!

Sleeptard by DubstepHQ July 9, 2010

Sweetard 

When something is sweet and retarded

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "

Sweetard by Jamiegrasshopper April 4, 2010

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

Spartard by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010