Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

by E-wingo September 25, 2008

spedophile

A person that is mentally retarded or also known as a sped that has pedophile tendencies.

That mentally challenged person over there is a spedophile..

by wenchepO0 February 8, 2009

spedophile

ryland gilpin... a sped and a pedophile

“ryland gilpin is a spedophile”

by gutlover34 December 2, 2018

spedophile

A person who is IN FACT a sped and likes or dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: She's such a spedophile.
Person 2: Exactly she's 36 and he's 7.

by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

Spedophile

A name you call someone when they're mentally challenged and also like to touch children.

"Man, President Biden is such a spedophile."

by Judge, Jury, Executioner January 21, 2021

spedophile

Spedophile refers to the abbreviation of "Sped" which indicates somebody who is special education student and a pedophile in one

John was being called a spedophile during his camping trip.

by Wariter May 30, 2024

Speedophile

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.

They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!

by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025