Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.
Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
Get the spasmodic dysphobia mug.A parking job so catastrophically bad it looks like the driver’s hands turned into spastic, sentient eels mid-steer. Picture a car angled like it’s trying to escape its own shadow, half on the curb, half in a bush, with the rear end sticking out like a middle finger to spatial awareness. Spasmodeous parking is the automotive equivalent of a drunk giraffe trying to limbo. It’s not just bad—it’s a crime against geometry, sanity, and the very concept of parallel lines. If the car were a person, it’d be that one guy at the club who spills his drink, trips over his own feet, and takes out a table of Jenga towers on his way down.
"Bro, did you see how Shanye parked his MotorBoat? It’s not just crooked—it’s full-on spasmodeous. The thing’s at a 47-degree angle, mounted the curb like it’s auditioning for a Fast & Furious stunt, and somehow still blocking three spots. I swear, he parked like his steering wheel was possessed by a demon with Parkinson’s."
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When people are breaking into your old school friend circle and are "intuitively' reading and undertsnding your group dymanics after 5 minutes ruining the 'energy' they are Spasmo's.
Me: "We were at the party on Saturday night when the drinks session came on everyone got wasted together and danced into the night when that new girl came out from the closet and tried to dance- she bloody well cleared the dancefloor-Spasmo"!!
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Get the Spazmodeos mug.In short , someone who is so super stupid that only a multiple of words can describe… in this case a spastic, moron and retard all rolled up into one
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