Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 14, 2012

sparklier

the difference between coke and pepsi

coke is more sparklier than pepsi ;

by mhiakteers November 1, 2008

Sporkify

To use a utensil in a different way that it is meant to be used, more so with a fork and a spoon.

Jack used a fork to sporkify the rice.

by The person of ninja monkawsome April 4, 2011

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

sparklingsecrets

Millie, A Roblox Edit tik tok creator with 2k followers she became popular with a video of her lyric pranking her sister with quatkity singing the lice song.

SparklingSecrets makes unique edits for her account! Suing her Roblox account HandsomeMillie123

by Rabbitgobrrrrr November 30, 2020

Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.

Sparkly vampire=FAIL

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009