Sparkle McStalker

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

sparkle straight

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022

Twilight Sparkle

The most awesome of the Unicorns in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is purple, pink and all kinds of awesome. Will Tolerate and Love the shit out of you if you hate the show. PONY

Also a mighty druid.

Who's that new pony?
Twilight Sparkle; the most badass unicorn of all time!

by ElkrapsThgiliwt May 16, 2011

Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Another name for a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, or Transsexual person.

Guy 1: Dude my girl is actually a sparkle snatcher.
Guy2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She always screamed out Megan Fox's name and now she is dating a girl.

by wtfitsgina April 1, 2011

sparkle flip

To consume 2C-E and MDMA (ecstasy) at the same time, or to be under the influence of such a combination.

Damn dude that was an intense sparkle flip at the rave last night!

by datThizzkid September 27, 2010

heart sparkle

a heart sparkle is like having a crush, but it’s not that far yet. when you’re starting to talk to someone and think you might like them, but don’t necessarily have a full-on crush it’s a heart sparkle.

He’s so cute, I have a heart sparkle for him.

by realsadgirlshit October 27, 2019

My Diamonds Do Sparkle

Whenever you do something major that nobody thought was possible.

Ben: Damn fool, I didn't know you could dunk from the free throw line. You're only 5 foot 7!

Chris: My diamonds do sparkle

by Christen A. April 5, 2008