skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.

"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."

by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

by Carpman October 6, 2003

sandmonkey

A person who lives in a desert climate.

I'm not going to war for those sandmonkies!

by loser April 7, 2003

spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

skankmank

A prostitute-like woman who has unfortunate looks.

L: Yo, biddy, she a todal skankmank
W: Awesome

by lauren128965 September 15, 2007