slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).

My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking

by pantytramps July 4, 2010

sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

by Rosie November 5, 2003

socking it

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.

Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.

by Jackie O face July 14, 2011

syrkination

The biggest fag bag in the world. Usually spends his time spitting bars and having a watermelon head. He only can talk in laughs and normally says ha ha ha he he he.

I hate you so much you are just like syrkination

by SyrkinationLover123 July 5, 2016

sooking

To act like a pussy ass bitch. Wine like a two year old. One may "sook" while being hung over. Being put down by others or just simply can't perform every day tasks on their own and just "sook" about it.

Erika didn't want to cook without Riley so she started "sooking" about it

by my name is dog wood March 14, 2014