tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

Sifting

When an older male/female dates, or brings a younger person as a date to an event because either
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person

Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)

Guy1: dude I'm bringing Sara to senior prom this year
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom

by You February 19, 2015

Sifting

the lifting up of the male or female breast

Did you just see that sifting action, he got three inches on it

by frank delecrem November 9, 2005

swofting

Sex while on face time.

While fucking this bitch I decided to swoft my friend. He was fucking his girl at the same time so we ended up Swofting.

by DwarfTears November 14, 2017

mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.

by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020

Soting

Smiling on the inside

That joke was funny, i'm soting

by Midnight_ink September 22, 2009

Sooting

Survival looting, a legal way to get goods to survive in times of disaster or in a state of emergency

The victims of Hurricane Katrina have to loot to survive, they are not looting, they are sooting.

by Jean September 12, 2005