snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

Russian Snowboard

The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.

Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...

by RSB4L March 22, 2010

ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018

Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!

Nice snowboard dude!

by Beall619 April 28, 2016

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011

Snowload

Snowload or Snow-Load is a term used to describe getting fucking wasted drunk because it's snowing and there isn't shit else to do. A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia area.

"Its snowing so we went to the bar and threw a massive snowload."

by Philly K1 January 21, 2014