snowboarding

When someone does a line of coke off a guy's penis.
Ben: So after finals what did you do?
Le: Went to an orgy and went snowboarding.
by Ninja Wink December 14, 2010
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Snowboarding

A sexual act where one gets waterboarded with cum.
Jasmine is into some kinky shit, but when her boyfriend suggested snowboarding she punched him in the face.
by Bluejayjay June 28, 2013
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snowboarder

An entity, usually human, who straps a semi-oval board to their foot and procedes to either
a. SHRED IT UP!!! Pulls sick tricks like triple backflip to 7000 degree turn while grabbing their board in five different places!!!!
OR
b. slide to the middle of a good run, sit down, ruin the run and never leave. (Perhaps waiting for hell to freeze over?)
a. Shaun White - Many time slopestyle champion
b. People that call themselves snowboarders but in reality need to be run over, hit, called bad names, cursed at, and generally hurt
by Zack726 December 09, 2005
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Snowboarder

A person who realized that skiing is just too easy. One who loves snow.
A person who is in the MOC (maine outing club) and the guy with all the girls after the lifts close.
That snowboader is wicked Loaf'n Gnarley!
by Ian "the wolf" Woelfel December 10, 2004
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snowboarding

snowboarding is the best sport ever, not only the best winter sport, but the best sport EVER. Not even hockey and football are even as close to being as awesome as snowboarding. Snowboarding is for real adrenaline junkies who don't wanna look like a douche bag by being a skier.
Girl: are you good at snowboarding?
Guy: yeah, and I'm not a dumb ass skier
Girl: lets have sex right now!
by snowbrdr1 November 05, 2012
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Snowboarding

a constant barrage of blizzards, with just enough time between storms to dig yourself out before the next one hits, smothering any hope.. like waterboarding, but a lot harder on the lower back..
by Supershovel February 09, 2010
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