smaccident

To smack an individual or object by accident.

First used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, "Accident, smaccident!" that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance.

(Jim hits bob)

Jim: Ow! What was that for?
Bob: I don't know-- it was a smaccident!

by 50commonyears January 19, 2010

snackcidents

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.

"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"

by submonkeys August 14, 2012

Snaxccident

When the munchies kick in and all you have for snackage are more edibles and you know you shouldnt do it but youre so hungry you eat them anyways.

Dude had a snaxccident, ate three 250 mg chocolate bars because he couldnt get off the couch after the first one.

by BigBirdBiotch April 12, 2017

Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.

I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.

by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009

slackcident

Bad deed occuring when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

by morningale December 17, 2015

saccident

Accidentally exposing your scrotum.

Chad: Joe looked fantastic in drag last night, except when he did those high kicks. I'm pretty sure I saw his balls.
Kathleen: He did high kicks? Sounds like a saccident waiting to happen.

by The Benigma March 28, 2009

Snacksident

A Snackident is when you buy a snack you haven't tried before to only realise it sucks

"Dude, how's the sour straps?"

"It was such a fucking snacksident"

by dankeexxx February 26, 2010