snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

Smoove Move

A move, usually in a video game, that reflects tactical ability and prowess. Opposite of a Noob Move, a Smoove Move is a move that demonstrates skill and smarts, as opposed to general noobish activity.

You used the Gunship by camping behind the dish in Black Ops? That's a Smoove Move right there.

by Narbiter December 20, 2010

snoozefest

An event, discussion, or meeting so boring it causes one to extemporaneously nap.

I was hoping to witness some fistfights at my family reunion, but it turned our to be a snoozefest.

by Pete Corradino September 23, 2003

snooze abuse

When two people share a bed, and one has to get up in the morning. Some people tend to repeatedly hit the snooze bar, over and over, disturbing the hell out of the person who doesn't have to get up. This can be from once or twice to dozens of times.

She had to work at 10 AM, set the alarm for FOUR, and hit snooze two dozen times.
I could have strangled her, that's total
snooze abuse.

by R. Mooers August 20, 2009

tivo snooze

the act of pausing live tv via TiVo... in order to be woken up when it catches up to live television.
(1st gen TiVo = 30min snooze)

"are you getting up megan? ok, i'm just going to tivo snooze once." zzzzzzzzzzzz.

by zzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzz September 23, 2011

skooze

v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.

You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!

by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009

Post Masturbation Snooze

The overwhelming tierdness recieved after a very successful session of masturbation. The snooze is used as a way to relax and restore the body to premasturbation state.

Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."

by jewjewb October 25, 2007