Smolt

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.

Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.

by Martizzle May 27, 2006

Smongry

When someone is hungry for a smoke.

Oh boy, I had a rough day at work, pretty SMONGRY right now.

by Nasatii February 27, 2009

smoatns

Suck Me Off At The Next Station

Oi Scott, SMOATNS

by miscuser October 26, 2013

skontie

When you are absolutely shitfaced out on a night with the lads

*Sees a drunk man*

Daniel: Jesus he's fucked up
Will: He is definitely off his skontie

by zonk reese October 7, 2017

Shontay, you stay

Rupaul allowing a drag queen to live another day in competition

Sasha Velour, Shontay, you stay!

by Burlbb June 27, 2018

Smonday

The later part of Sunday when one is busy working to be ready for Monday. Smonday is a very taxing period of time, usually involves no sleep the night between Sunday and Monday. Involves large amounts of caffeine intake. More relevant to business executives and students.

Example 1:
"I can deal with Monday but it's Smonday that kills me."

Example 2:
Boss: "Venkateswaran, lets have the reports ready on my desk by Monday morning. And enjoy your weekend buddy!"
Venkateswaran (to himself): "Enjoy my weekend my &*%! No sleep two Smondays in a row, damn it"

by linguistiky October 7, 2007

scontch

A dirty girl like a slut.

Whore Slut Scank or Tramp

by Brian Eck February 22, 2005