Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

smegma breath

Bad breath caused by the continuous huffing of uncut, unclean cock.

That cock huff-er over there sure the fuck has some kicking smegma breath.

by CATHAIL September 14, 2006

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

smegmaphile

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."

She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.

by krustydude August 19, 2009

SMEGMA MALE

Another way to say sigma male

“Stop being a smegma male”

by BigChokolate July 16, 2021

smegma fountain

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.

The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011

smegmapult

when you accumulate a ton of smegma, reach down and get a sludge-chunk with your hand, and flip-kick it soccer style at someone.

Yooo, he deadass just stripped buckass naked and used the smegmapult on John.

by Rod Biggleton March 6, 2019