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skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.
What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!
by PMax October 14, 2008
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Spokane Sneezer

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.
When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.
by TurdNinja August 31, 2011
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sleezer

A more desperate version of a skeezer in the male form. Age varies from 34 to infinity in college towns. Usually involves greasy hair, a cheap button up shirt (collar popped) and a wierd musky smell. Synonymous with the 'one liner'.
"you know the great part about college chicks? We keep getting older, they stay the same age...." - sleezer
by Avondale Crew January 2, 2006
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Multiple Sneezer

Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.

Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.

see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
by luckygirl28 January 19, 2009
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skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.
Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.
by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009
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Smeeze Clown

noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.
Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.
by Joefigg May 5, 2010
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sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.
by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2014
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