Smartphone

Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.

by Definition4975 March 6, 2019

smarticle

A very smart/intelligent person.

Hippos are very smarticle.

by Roo Roo August 22, 2006

smartphone elbow

The soreness you get on the inside part of your elbow, when u stretch your arm out, from surfing the web, texting & doing other lengthy things on your smartphone.

Ouch it hurts to stretch my arm out, searching the web on my phone for 2 hours gave me smartphone elbow!

by G~Flo June 21, 2011

starhole

Starhole is another word for your anus.

" I gave her the "shocker" by inserting two fingers in her box and one in her starhole, and she loved it!!"

by KarenLess November 20, 2004

smartphone

A mobile device that is infinitely smarter than the human that uses it while driving.

Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.

by plasmax April 29, 2014

smartphone

a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...

this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight

by deice May 27, 2003

Barf out your Starhole

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12

You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.

by Slapvanwolla October 7, 2009