Shmockball

A game using seahorses, conkers, vaseline and the occassional spliff. The rules haven't officially been released, but all you need are the 4 preceeding items to play.

I'm off down to play a bit of shmockball, I've got the seahorses and conkers; have you got any vaseline?

by rardj March 30, 2009

smackback

When you are boning your smoking hot girlfriend doggie or in any kind of style from behind and she smacks her arse back onto your phallus in sync with your mighty thrusts, which in turn creates a satisfying slapping sound.

Lexi gave me a good smackback last night.

by gabeisaac December 5, 2016

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

smackalack

a somewhat ballsier version of smacking someone, usually in the face.
NOTE: this is not a mushroom slap

reppert: Dude back away or i'll straight smackalack you in the face.

by drew s December 8, 2004

Smackalicious

When something is really good, wether it’s food or not.

That was smackalicious

by Elmo on drugs August 8, 2020

smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smackbanger

A very physically attractive person.

"Damn, did you see the milk-wagons on that broad! She's a real Smackbanger!"

by BuzzMcCallahan June 16, 2023