When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
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“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably
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Get the Slurkley mug.Term of hate used by jealous ND girls to describe the shuttle between ND and Saint Mary's College. The term originated because ND girls were having no luck securing dates to dances because "their" men were already committed to Saint Mary's girls.
The gentlemen of Notre Dame are known for walking their lovely friends from Saint Mary's to the sluttle stop.
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In an effort to blend the cool austerity of the turtleneck with the chic functionality of the basic shirt, Carly decided to wear a shurtleneck to work today.
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Oh my god don’t be a slutledge
My mum always told me never to be a slutledge
That’s so unethical he actually is such a slutledge.
My mum always told me never to be a slutledge
That’s so unethical he actually is such a slutledge.
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