by Dr. Isak Borg March 27, 2020
Get the Sockward mug.an excessively large bowel movement that results in a spread out pile of scat protruding from the water. resembles a "stupa" and is not coil like.
After eating at the salad bar and taking fiber, Mark had to excuse himself from the meeting in order to do a "stockyard"
by mbinco September 4, 2012
Get the stockyard mug.The conjunction of fucking+slut+retard. Usually spoken by idiotic people who have no lives, and are trying to be cool, thinking of new words. But fail.
by A slucktard mehself. September 29, 2012
Get the Slucktard mug.The awkwardness that ensues when you encounter someone who you've previously blocked on a web site or mobile app.
Remember that guy who was so rude to me on Facebook that I had to block him? He sat next to me on the bus today. So blockward!
by bbmmrr October 9, 2015
Get the blockward mug.he is the most sowkward (socially-awkward) person I know!
It was sowkward (so awkward) to run into her this morning!
It was sowkward (so awkward) to run into her this morning!
by rhandomea June 2, 2016
Get the sowkward mug.A person who is extremely slow at their job and has no personality. They are unable to communicate even on a basic level, leaving their coworkers with extended boredom and just feeling awkward. Someone who makes you bang your head against a wall so you stop question why they are like that. Someone who leaves you to contemplate humanity.
Jay says, “Man that guy I work with takes forever to do his job. He also never says a word. I’m not sure if I can take working with him anymore!” Steph says, “Wow, sounds like he’s extremely slothward! You know cause he’s slow and it’s awkward cause he doesn’t talk”. Jay says, “Exactly, I cant deal with slothward people”.
by High rise May 2, 2019
Get the Slothward mug.Those people who are panic buying toilet rills, canned food, soap, anything they can get their dumbass hands on because they think that it will make them immune from illness. Also seen never washing their hands, and coughing on doorhandles, these cave dwellers are the reason sneezeguards exist.
If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.
If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.
"For fucks sake karen you don't need another jumbo pack of toilet roll, you need to teach your anti-vaxx kids how to wash their damn hands, you goddamn stocktard!"
by Deep fried bat anus March 18, 2020
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