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socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.
One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."
socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

sponkyard 

get out my sponkyard u bith ath hoe
sponkyard by a c November 8, 2004

stockard 

Wow I really want to be a stockard
stockard by Tboner544 April 30, 2015

Slockward 

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.
Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.
Slockward by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

Stickytard 

A piece of poop that is large, solid, and sticks to the side of the toilet. Very hard to flush.
Man, I had to flush the toilet like 10 times to get that stickytard to flush.
Stickytard by KomodoStorm July 10, 2012

Sockward 

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.
Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.
Sockward by jujuchan October 20, 2009